Unbelievable casting

A very embarrassing situation

8/21/20253 min read

Li Ming was a senior engineer at Xin You Yuan Precision Casting Company, specializing in precision casting for high-precision metal parts used in aviation and automotive industries. Li Ming was diligent but sometimes had wild ideas. One day, he saw a post about "Woodman Casting" online and thought it was an innovative wood casting method, so he searched it curiously. Unexpectedly, he clicked into Pierre Woodman Casting videos from the adult industry, full of audition scenes that shocked him.

"I never expected that precision casting could be so 'precise'!" Li Ming muttered. He mistakenly thought it was an application of precision casting in entertainment and decided to experiment. At home, he secretly ordered some sex toys online, planning to use them as molds to test shape accuracy. The package was labeled with the "Xin You Yuan" brand, which turned out to be their sideline in household and adult products.

The next day, the package was accidentally delivered to the office. Colleague Xiao Wang opened it curiously and saw various oddly shaped sex toys. Xiao Wang shouted: "Li Ming, is this your new precision casting mold design? It looks super precise!" Li Ming rushed over, blushing like a boiled shrimp: "No! These are... props for Woodman Casting!" Everyone gathered, and someone burst out laughing: "Woodman Casting? Isn't that adult auditions? Are you switching to directing?"

Boss Lao Zhang came over, thinking it was a new project: "Precision Casting combined with sex toys? Bold idea—could we develop it into medical device molds?" Li Ming was sweating: "Boss, no! It's a misunderstanding. I thought Woodman Casting was a wood precision casting technique!" The office erupted in laughter, and someone said: "Xin you yuan—who knew you had such affinity with sex toys!"

Li Ming tried to collect the toys, but a vibrator suddenly activated, buzzing and rolling on the floor. Colleagues chased it like office hide-and-seek. Xiao Zhang picked it up: "This has high vibration precision, perfect for precision casting tests!" Li Ming grabbed it back awkwardly: "I never expected that it would cause such a big blunder!" From then on, colleagues jokingly called him "Master Woodman."

But the story continued. Li Ming had to attend the 2025 Investment Casting Technical Conference in Pittsburgh the next week. He was to demonstrate Xin You Yuan's latest precision casting tech. For "innovation," he decided to bring the sex toys as examples of "complex shape molds." He stuffed them into his briefcase, fantasizing about wowing the crowd.

On the conference day, Li Ming stood on stage in a sharp suit. Below were industry leaders from global precision casting experts. He began: "Fellow colleagues, today I represent Xin You Yuan Precision Casting to showcase our innovative mold designs." He opened the briefcase and took out the first "prop"—an oddly shaped vibrator. The audience was puzzled, then some snickered.

Li Ming continued: "Look at this precise shape; it can perfectly simulate complex cavity casting." Suddenly, the vibrator activated again! Perhaps squeezed in the bag, it buzzed off the podium and fell at an old expert's feet. The expert picked it up: "What's this new tech? A vibrating casting machine?" The hall exploded in laughter, someone yelled: "That's Woodman Casting props!" Li Ming blushed: "No, no, demo failure!" He shut it off, but another sex toy fell out, rolling down the aisle. Attendees snapped photos and videos; chaos ensued.

Organizers intervened, and Li Ming was escorted off stage. He hid in a corner, wishing for a hole to swallow him. "I never expected that the conference would turn into an adult show!" he murmured. The video spread virally on social media with titles like "Precision Casting Conference Features Sex Toys Demo."

Back at the company, Boss Lao Zhang saw the video and laughed instead of getting angry: "Li Ming, you've accidentally struck gold! Xin You Yuan is famous now!" The PR team acted quickly, turning the incident into a marketing opportunity. They launched a humorous ad campaign: "Xin You Yuan Precision Casting—Precise Beyond Your Expectations!" The ads cartoonishly recreated the event, emphasizing "Our casting tech handles any complex shape, even... unexpected surprises."

They even released a limited-edition "Woodman Memorial Mold Set"—safe household items inspired by the sex toys' shapes. The website read: "Xin you yuan, new frontiers in precision casting. I never expected that a mishap could become business!" Sales boomed, expanding from casting clients to curious netizens. Company stock rose slightly, with media reporting "Xin You Yuan Turns Embarrassing Event into Opportunity."

Li Ming became a company hero, though still teased. He learned to add "precision casting" to search keywords. Finally, he donated the remaining sex toys to charity and focused on work. But every time he saw the Xin You Yuan logo, he couldn't help laughing: Turns out xin you yuan means this kind of funny fate!

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